reda0007
09-25-2002, 12:09 AM
>There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL).
>
>It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
>
>SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
>
>SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
>
>SM: Oh, no! At this rate, he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
>
>SL: The only logical thing to do, of course, is to walk faster.
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>SM: It's not working.
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>SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
>
>SM:So what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
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>SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
>
>So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
>
>Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
>
>SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
>
>SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
>both, so he followed me.
>
>SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
>
>SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could,and he started to run as fast as he could.
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>SM: And?
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>SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
>
>SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
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>SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
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>SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
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>SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
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>SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
>
>SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
>faster than a man with his pants down........
>
>
>(And those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Mary's.....)
>
>It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
>
>SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
>
>SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
>
>SM: Oh, no! At this rate, he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
>
>SL: The only logical thing to do, of course, is to walk faster.
>
>SM: It's not working.
>
>SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
>
>SM:So what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
>
>SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
>
>So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
>
>Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
>
>SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
>
>SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
>both, so he followed me.
>
>SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
>
>SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could,and he started to run as fast as he could.
>
>SM: And?
>
>SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
>
>SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
>
>SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
>
>SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
>
>SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
>
>SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
>
>SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
>faster than a man with his pants down........
>
>
>(And those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Mary's.....)